Chicken Licken

The Stern report (what an apt apellation) has predictable cracks appearing in it already. The 'flying a kilo of Kiwifruit to Europe generates five kilos of carbon' BS has been exposed as just that already and without any help from me. We don't fly the comestible any where, it all goes by ship. So how much more of the report is based on lies? Quite a bit I would wager. It reminds me a bit of that Monty Python sketch. 'What have the Romans given us - nothing?'. 'What about roads?'. 'Well, yes, roads - but nothing else'. 'Houses?'. 'Alright, roads and houses - but nothing else'. 'Democratic system of government?'. 'OK, roads, houses.............

'Well, Kiwifruits are shipped by sea, but the rest is true'. 'What about the Mann Hockey Stick being a crock?'. 'Alright, kiwifruit travel by sea, the sicence is shonky but the sky really is falling in - Chicken Licken told me so.'

Our mob of reprobates will buy into this hook, line and sinker beause they want to believe it. They have already indicated that this is the talisman they are looking for to drag them out of the pledgecard/Phillip Field/we got no dosh mire. As I've opined before believing all this global warming crock really suits a left wing agenda and its current upsurge in popularity has the added bonus of diversion. Don't be swayed by all the smoke and mirrors.

Selwyn Bennet will need a new job soon. The Beehive would be a good place to lok as he seems ideally suited to a job in the Chamber. He is stupid, has the hide of a rhinoceros and can tell porkies on prime time telly without missing a beat. He doesn't know the difference between his grandmother and his great grandmother and then says there is none. He has cheated the Kiwis out of their points gained against Great Britain (or should that be Britain?), as they will surely be nicked off us before the sun goes down, and he carries on Phillip Field like as if nothing has happened. The great Kiwi propensity to have pratts in charge of things seems to go beyond the country in general and has even infiltrated Rugby League.

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