Told you so

Now don't say you weren't warned. All this 'man is frying the planet with what comes out of the back of supercharged V8s' crap is based on computer models none of which has ever been born out by observed fact. I told you that years ago.

On the day that the Turoa ski field reports its deepest snow base ever (and that is ever, ever not just since we started wrecking the planet) I give you this little ripper of a graph



A little explanation for the dullards and left wing/green politicians perchance?

Orange, purple and red lines are projected temperature rises at various levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere according to the IPCCs precious bloody computer models.

Yellow are projected rises at levels of carbon dioxide emissions agreed to by the lemmings who have signed up to Kyoto. This is also courtesy of the best computer modeling the United Nations can buy.

The blue and green lines are what has actually happened. These are temperatures measured both on the ground and by satellite based infra red sensors.

You will recall that since 2000, the rates at which CO2 emissions and concentrations are increasing have accelerated. Even David Parker could spot from the above very simple graphs that despite accelerating emission rates and concentrations, there's been no net warming in the 21st century.

And there is more. The polar ice caps aren't melting. Some of the islands in the Canadian Archipelago are surrounded by more ice than they were during the summer of 1980. There will not be a sudden global glut of polar bear hearth rugs.

Rising sea levels? Bangladesh is slated to get smaller as it floods on the back of this creating millions of 'environmental refugees'. Sorry, satellite pics over the years show the land mass increasing and world wide sea levels have decreased over the last two years. I realise that's a bloody nuisance for all those who want to feel good by welcoming a couple of hundred Bangladeshis into their front gardens but them's the breaks.

Meanwhile today we see Dear Leader cuddling up to Kevin Rudderless working out ways of keeping me poor as well as cold by trying to coordinate Australia's and New Zealand's Emission Trading Scams.

Maybe the tide is turning - pun intended. Wake up you dozy buggers. There is no such thing as man made global warming. Never has been and never will be. There is more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere than there has ever been and the planet is currently cooling. It will warm up again sometime - next week, next year, next century - who cares? Nothing you or I can do about it.

I have a message for Helen Clark and The Rudder. Give me my money back; I need it to buy fuel for a 6 litre V12 motor car.

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