Monday, November 20, 2006

Obfuscation on steroids

What is the ARC? There is a totally unintelligble piece this morning about the proposed (I think it was proposed in 1753) second road access to the Whangaparoa Penninsula, the one that involves a bridge across the Weiti at Stillwater. It reads a bit like Abbott and Costello's 'Who's on first'. I don't think the confusion is the reporter's fault; it must be like trying to knit fog reporting on this stuff. The Rodney Council doesn't appear to be able to get across to the ARC what place in the pecking order the road should have when the ARC sends it's shopping list to central government for bags of gold - I think. Or was it that the ARC is confused about what the Rodney Council wants to do with its applicatoin bearing in mind the weighting it has to give the proposed revival of the dormant eastern ring road once the Auckland Council has negotiaited a stay in the progress of the second Harbour crossing with Waitakere bearing in mind that Papakura wants to earmark some of that money for a new drive through tofu market? I'll try and leave any comment on the waterfront nonsense until a decision is made (and I wouldn't bet against a Friday announcement of a full and final consultation with all stakeholders to report to the Minister at some future date) but aren't we coming across to anyone who could be bothered to look this far south as a nation that couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery?
I read LIncoln Tan not because he says anythinig that shattering on a regular basis but because he is Singaporean and I find it nostalgic to read the occasional quaintly Singaporean turn of phrase that still peppers his writings. I lived in Singapore for many years and won't hear a bad word said about the place. He starts his column today reporting a truly horrific racist letter he received after having the temerity to comment on the English language after the TXT SPK nonsense of a few days back. Scary, scary stuff that one would hope could not be written in these times. He writes in the main though about colonialism and British colonialism in particular. That his father regarded the Brits as colonial masters is, perhaps, natural but that he still has some of those thoughts lurking deep below the surface of his concious mind suprised me having lived and worked in S'pore for thirteen years. He obviously doesn't hold the views of his father (and he doesn't tell us if he is still alive) but the place such views had in his formative years I find fascinating.
Save the best until last- the back page. This from Sideswipe, and I paraphrase a clipping they found in a Queensland newspaper.
'I hope the Queensland Government will suspend daylight saving this year in view of the disasterous effect the extra sunshine will have on the current drought situation'
That won't be bettered for many a day.

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