In response to a complaint about a TV commercial
Pathetic with a capital P.
D Kernot (sex undetermined) needs to get a life. That have we come to a place where we allow an Advertising Standards Authority that will give time to cretins like Mr/Mrs/Ms/Prof/Dr/Object Kernot is a reflection of how far this looney tunes country has gone.
Kernot should be have been told to leave the building and get some sexual gratification as he/she/it left. He/she/it should have been told to get back to his/her/its collection of cheese labels and to leave the real world to have its bit of fun.
If it offended anybody, who cares. I want this country to have a National 'Lets Offend Everyone We Can Find and Just See if The Sky Falls In' week. All female Chairpersons of Committees are to be called Chairmen, people of colour are to be called wogs, pakis or whatever you fancy, overweight people are to be called fat b*st*rds, vertically challenged people are to be referred to as short arses, people who are patently stupid are to be called stupid, ugly people of either sex are to be told they look like the back of a bus, posters featuring scantily clad seriously attractive females should be made mandatory when advertising powertools, dwarf throwing contests are to be featured as Super 14 halftime entertainment, wheelchair ramp access to bungy jumping platforms are to be closed, people you don't like are to be told their mother was a hamster (even if she wasn't), Western Springs Speedway will have a week long twenty four hour a day race meeting, all stray dogs are to be shot on site, Te Kaha and Te Mana will be ordred on a whale hunt off Little Barrier with a bikini clad (young female) TV One reporter 'embedded' as on the spot coverage, a $5 voucher off your groceries should be offered at Woolworths for every seal pelt produced, free napalm will be available for all those living near a mangrove swamp (a box of matches also provided), the government will give a free chainsaw to every one who has a pohutakawa blocking their view, a fifty percent rebate will be given on the road tax for all vehicles with engines larger than four litres (extra discounts available for turbo or supercharged motors) , name suppression for any one in court will be banned and Helen Clark will publicly declare Fiji a basket case.
Bring it on.
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