Thursday, September 11, 2008

There can't be more - surely

This shameful politics we are having to endure at the moment just gets worserer and worserer by the hour. I thought we could get no lower and Winston would get the flick today after his non display in front of the Privileges Committee last night. It was all usual Winston stuff - bluster, BS and no substance. The one piece of paper he produced was an affidavit from some bloke purportedly written on 29th August and it had the phrase 'see attached phone records' or some such. The attachment had been emailed to the writer of the affidavit on 9th September - that is eleven days after the affidavit was supposed to have been written. If it wasn't so serious it would be comical.

Right then, all sorted. Only one of the stories can be true and it doesn't look much like Winston's version has the inside running. What are you going to believe? A collection of evidence or the ramblings of a renowned bullshit artist.

Well Dear Leader has seen fit to ask History Boy what to do and the arrogant ratbag has told her that Winston has to stay. Rumours are rife that Helen is scared witless of what Winston will say if he is cut loose and goes feral. Whilst not wishing to buy into unsubstantiated tittle tattle, it must be bloody good if she is prepared to publicly stand on top of the Waitakeres and gaze out over the Tasman expecting the sunrise.

She's up there by herself.

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